" Tomkin if you can produce work as good as I have seen whilst being in a state where, up the rigging, you are 'spilling beer' (which is a concept I am unfamiliar with) please go on the wagon before I post my next plea for help as I am sure that, in a sober state, you can get the sitters to talk to me :-) "
That's how you can tell Gadget is fibbing

The statement that I have spilt beer
has got my mates rolling around the floor in hysterics. Don't bother putting me on a list,
I'm not interested, just send me a case of JS's and a load of sausage rolls/cornish pasties.

and I'm anybody's

Got to go, Chimney sweep has just arrived.