Whilst you men peck each other's heads over the details of this latest edict from the government, does anyone actually think its going to make any difference whatsoever? Whether you have 6 people, 8 people or the whole of the Dagenham Girl Pipers in your garden for a barbie, it won't matter. People will enjoy themselves at being able to meet up again; children won't understand that they have to stay 2 metres away from grandma and grandpa and the whole thing will be pointless.
We either stay isolated at home or we don't - I don't see that there are any half measures. The track and field sorry, trace thing won't work because nothing this government does seems to work. Its embarrassing. I feel like the whole of the rest of the world are chortling at our ineptitude.
If we're coming out of lockdown - get on with it, give it 2/3 weeks and see what happens (whilst I and people like me stay away from all these interminable virtual smelly barbies ) It has to be a barbie, apparently: you can't just sit in your garden and not feed the 5,000). If the blessed R rate doesn't go up, then - hallelujah - we're all saved. If it does...well, back to square one!
So, please cease and desist going on and on about the ruddy minutae and either enjoy your barbie or don't. I shall be drinking my glass of Scrumpy Jack on the patio, alone (my choice) unless of course all the barbies remind me of the smell of napalm in the morning, in which case me and Jack will retire to the withdrawing room.
I thank you!