Hi
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Here in the UK there was a TV series called Keeping up Appearances, the lead was a character called Hyacinth Bucket.
She would always tell everyone her surname was pronounced Bouquet.
Ah a TV show. That makes sense.
Thanks for the welcome!
In my family there aren't a lot of weird names that we've found yet. At least not so far as general western European names. One was Gillette (which does make me wonder if the razor folks owe me a bit of dough on their biz!
Another interesting one is Cathers. We know we are related to Willa Cather and that the family had a big fight (it seems to be a thing our family does every couple generations and has a huge battle) where half the family dropped the s on the end of the surname. I've wondered if they come originally from Cathar (Pyrenees) heretics.
But then we have the Eastern Europeans. Spelling nightmare. I am grateful my grandma never actually married my dad's father because we're looking at Drzewuszewski. Alphabet with a D.
My buddies and I have a joke about some British names/words that seemed appropriate here:
Welsh Wheel of Fortune:
"Give me an L" "Ding ding ding ding!"
"Give me a D" "Ding ding ding!"
"Give me a W" "Ding ding ding!"
"I'd like to buy a vowel." *Failure BEEP noise.*
It's rumored that the Welsh sold all their vowels to the Scotts.
