Why on earth would any sensible body be so keen as to wish for a connection to a family which is as inbred as chinchilla rabbits, been subject to everything from porphyria & haemophillia to insanity & alcoholism. Hereditary strangers to useful employment and if they lived in your street would probably be sanctioned by ATOS & the "Social" never away from the door & probably take the weans off them.
Skoosh.
Largely, Skoosh, because for most of us the vast majority of our family lines get disrupted in the middle 17th Century as a result of that misguided attempt to rid us of said chinchillas and the mess it made of the public records (why oh WHY couldn't the civil magistrates have bequeathed us some proper records of the marriages they celebrated???).
And even when we CAN get through the Commonwealth, and emerge into the happy sunlit uplands of the 16th century, we find it'll only be some two, three, or perhaps if we're very lucky four generations before the records dry up pretty much totally. And those ancestors which we can identify, well, if we get a date of baptism, a name of a father, a date of marriage, a bride's name, the names of some children AND a burial, we consider that a pretty impressive outcome.
On the other hand, if once we get into royal lines ... well ... the records go back all the way into the mists of antiquity, and, even better, somebody else has transcribed, translated, and written them all up for us. Fifteen extra generations, easy as pi, what's not to like??
Besides ... one source I have consulted insists that my Garnham ancestors are descended from Norse royal lines (I'm having a bit of difficulty following his links in the 13th century, mind ... and some of the 14th century ones look a bit dodgy ... and the 15th century is a bit of a jumble too ... and there seem to be a couple of missing generations in the 16th century ... and I've not yet managed to replicate his 17th century links from the records I've seen ... but give me time). And you know what having Norse royalty in my tree means, don't you?? YEP!!! It means I'm descended from WODEN HIMSELF!!!!!!!
OK ... so now we've sorted that one out ... hands up all those who claim to be mere mortals ...
