I love all the old sayings:  well I am off an age -- and I do remember spelling K E Y N S H A M  over and over. 
 I do miss my Uncles 'give us a buzzer' phrase...
But sitting here just now - have forgotten most of them.
remind me please, what is the one about the door - being left open -  and jam jar... oh my.. 
remind me of as many as you can please 
 
 
ps - where on earth do I get 'dolallytap' from?
xin