Rare & Unusual (and totally made-up) Lineages

[Paul E]

Julie - some of these look good enough to appear on the front of a magazine  -  watch this space!

[bwgan ceredig]

Oh no - you've started me off again;

Hannah and General Gordon
Natalie Wood and Buddy Holly (that's got to have gone already?)
Emma 'B' and Sting (sorry )
Angelina Jollie
Lucinda Green
Gareth Edwards - well he was recently voted a rugby Giant

Sorry, sorry - I'll go now....

[bwgan ceredig]

Give me a big quack, quack oops if any have been done before, but it's too lat to read all the posts agai and I have just got to get this thing out of my system - kept waking up with them last night

Kelly Holmes and Elizabeth Barrett
Claire and Orlando Bloom
Dickie Bird and Nicholas Cage
Wendy and Cliff Richard
Jack Lemmon and David Soul
Michael Cane and Alan Sugar

Can I get treatment for this on the NHS?

Alexander Graham bell and Paul Ringer
Fiona and Robert The Bruce
Doris & Darren Day 
Cheryl and Stanley Baker
Peter and Su Cook and their son Norman

Please someone put me out of my misery

Buster and Diane Keaton
Brian and Theresa May
Alistair Darling and Courtney Love
Michael Foot and Ellery Handley 
Michelle and Lewis Collins (bound to have been done before??)
Suzanne and Martin Shaw

I'm warning you there's more to come

Mike and Beryl reid
Dudley and Demi Moore
Samantha and Edward Fox (that MUST have already gone?)
Catherine Zeta and Griff Rhys Jones

and to finish - because otherwise I fear I may be banned from the site - for all you rugby fans

Al Murray and Gracie Fields

Thank you I feel much better now

[kerryb]

 

You should get out more!

kerryb

[Paul E]

Michael Foot and Ellery Handley 

The story may be apocryphal, Julie, but it was said that Michael Foot had been asked to lead a committee to examine weapon proliferation in Europe.  This led to the headline "Foot Heads Arms Body"

cheers

Paul

[bwgan ceredig]

Kerryb - yes I know I should , but like I said I just had to get them out of my system...I am actually quite normal and I haven't had any trouble since!!

Paul - I really hope it's true lol 

Oh, just one more then;
Veronica Lake and Claude van Damme

[Dimps]

Corporal (his second marriage here, I think) and Grace Jones.  Result: Aled

[Paul E]

Don't Panic!  Don't Panic!  Not sure which is the scarier thought, Dimps - the act or the product!

Paul

[philipsearching]

For footie fans;

If Phil Babb had a sister and she married Mal Donachie their children would be Donachie-Babb.



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