old sayings

[stevew101]

Have we had ....

The face that launched a thousand ships

and

You look like the back end of a bus

Steve

[a-l]

Brilliant! another one i had forgotten Carol.

[a-l]

Definately haven't had the ships Steve thanks

[DORAN54]

she had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

[stevew101]

Bread always falls buttered side down.

[Treetotal]

she had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

  ...Or....."A Face like a bag of spanners"

Carol

[BevL]

Hi another couple I have finally thought of:
The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.
She's apples (why I don't know, but it's when asked if everything is OK)
and on being thanked replying 'No worries mate' 
Bev

[joboy]

give us a kiss and show us yer knickers

[jess5athome]

"More face's than Fu Manchu", and
"He's got more edge than a cross cut saw"
Frank.