old sayings

[stevew101]

Not sure if we have already had this one ....

If you don't stop crying, I will give you something to cry about

[a-l]

You're as much use as a f*rt in a colander!

[a-l]

Thankyou Carol

[stevew101]

Saved by the Bell

I think that refers to when people were buried before their time had come.  They pulled the string, rang a bell and hopefully someone came along and dug them up.

[a-l]

Steve, I wonder what happened in a strong wind? lol

[leka]

"A way to a mans heart is through his stomach and a way to a mans wallet is through his f****"
if I asked dad what was for dinner he would say "A walk around the table and a kick at the cat"

Leka

[a-l]

 Very funny leka!

[stevew101]

Steve, I wonder what happened in a strong wind? lol

 

It gave the unemployed lots of digging work

I wonder if they to replace many !!!!

 

[Annui]

@Treetotal - As it happens,  I was born in Hull myself (for my sins).