old sayings

[snaptoo]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

[flipflops]

Red hat - no drawers?

Put some gumption in it (one young lad did - he went to the chemist next door and bought some of the bathroom cleaning stuff)

[DORAN54]

fir coat no knickers

[a-l]

You need elbow grease to clean that.         Look at him he's got more chops than the average butcher!

[snaptoo]

We have gone on to page 21! Are we going to have another thread

[Treetotal]

Yes I think so...we don't have enough for a book yet 
Carol

[a-l]

Yes we need part 2! too much fun to close it down. Here's one we have forgotten.....couldn't organise a p**s up in a brewery.

[a-l]

Carol, if every person who had read this thread left one saying we would be well away or quids in ! lol

[Treetotal]

Yeeeah!!!!!

Close your mouth there's a train coming!!!

Carol