Mentioning politics at the end of that last comment of mine has opened a can of worms.  It reminded me of the most shameful thing I have done in my life.
Can you remember the 1974 General Election in Blyth when John Ryman was elected as MP?  That was when Eddie Milne, a very good constituency MP, fell out with the Labour Party.  At that election Eddie stood as a principled Independent MP.  The Labour Party  selected an Oxford University barrister, John Ryman, as their candidate.
I was a close friend of the step-son of Peter Mortakis, who was The Labour Party agent in Blyth.  I met Ryman before the election.  In those days I was new to photography and was flattered to be asked to take some photographs of Ryman for his election campaign.
  
When I met met Ryman, before the election, he struck me as a pompous person who was utterly out of touch with people of Blyth.  However I wanted to prove myself as a photographer, so I accepted the challenge.
Peter Mortakis's son & I took Ryman around Blyth. We produced a superb set of photos to promote Ryman. We took him took building sites, the market, even to the river where we showed him with a proud granny, (with power station in background), who was watching her grandson fish.  They were a superb set of photos.  I can't claim all the credit, my accomplice, Peter's stepson, was brilliant.  He could talk to all the Blyth folks with great sincerityand get them to co-operate.  
My photos were very good.  They made Ryman look like a man with a sincere involvement with the people pf Blyth.  Ryman won the election by a very small margin.  His winning, acceptance speech was the most nauseating I have ever heard. 
Shortly afterwards Ryman & Mortakis were taken to court for not complying with laws on electoral expenses.  They had overspent.  I was a witness for the prosecution.  I reluctantly had to amit that I had received a small payment from the agent.  This resulted in Peter Mortakis being found guilty and barrister Ryman being found not guilty.   In my mind, Peter Mortakis was a simple guy who was easliy manipulated by Ryman.  The police never returned the negatives of the photographs that were used in the leaflet to promote Ryman.  Fortunately I have a single copy of the flyer which we produced.  It is very good. It was too good.
Eddie Milne was a very decent guy, and a good MP.  His wife and my mother were friends. Yet I had been the key element in promoting Ryman and destroying Milne.  The last that I heard of Ryman, many years ago, was that he was in jail for defrauding an old woman, or two.  I have to be carefull what I say on this as it is secondhand onformation.  I suggest that you Google "John Ryman", and see what you find.
So there it is, "the most shameful thing I have done in my life"'.
Yes, by now I have exceed my drinks limit, but feel better for my confession.