You get given some money for your birthday and spend it ALL on death certificates! 
 I order death certs for all my direct ancestors—but only because I want to avoid their pitfalls.  My maternal g grandfather died of a fractured skull caused by falling down stairs while intoxicated.  I’ve avoided that particular fate by living in a one story house! 

I have a ggg uncle on my paternal side who also died after falling down stairs. 
When I was in Yorkminster in September (before I knew that I had both maternal and paternal ancestors who had died from falling down stairs) I climbed all 200 and something steps to the top of the tower.  As I was coming back down the steps I had a sudden overwhelming terror of falling—and I’m now wondering if my ancestors were sending me a warning!?