Arrrggghhhh !!(excuse me while i run round the kitchen , screaming in frustraution !!)
Not only is she an 'embarrassing' relative, she's now a brick wall !!
as for that article

makes her sound like a Mills and Boon baddy !!

I have a photo of her, I shall go scan it now to show you (keep your fingrs crossed , I'm rubbish at computer stuff)