I couldn't have put it better G
I was once told by a Court Circuit Judge that I could change the course of legal history, hang an innocent man and set new precedents (or in my case presidents) with my spelling.
I worked for him for 23 years.
an extract from a statement I took from a witness to an attack
"I saw exactly what happened as I was well within eyesh.t
when he came at me I threw a glass bowel at him which cracked when it hit his head. I was mad about that as the bowel was a present from my Mum. I knew he had been drinking because his friend said he had drank 7 strong largers at lunchtime"
I am also useless at math. I bluffed my way into a job with a Building Society where I worked for two years. When the computers went down and we had to add up and take away manually, I often went into a coma due to fright.
My last job was at the local library where I worked for 11 years.
This weekend my fourth play what I wrote is being performed over three nights by a local Am Dram group.
Not bad for an illiterate.
Su
