Hi Silas
Thank you for your greeting. There may be some misunderstanding about my location, it seems.
I have moved house ten times during my life and on the last seven occasions I have ended up living not far away from the River Aire: Saltaire, Keighley, Bingley, Shipley, Pudsey, Stanningley and now Bramley.
I'm more of an Airedale Terrier than a Yorkshire one, so to speak.

If the Redhill Avenue you refer to is the one in Wakefield, I am familiar with Wakefield, though I have never lived there. I do however have a great affection for the people of Wakefield, to whom I used to sell eggs on a market stall in the late 1960s.
I am thankful that none of the shoppers felt inclined to throw one back at me!