Chris, welcome, i hope you do'nt get sent to the salt mines, not quite sure about Cheshire being a Yorky, but it cost me 7/6 for a marriage licence, ( i know i could have had a dog one for the same money) 45 years ago, and i am still getting value from it, so maybe Cheshire is'nt too bad.
Wishing you well in the future, Bodger