A distant cousin of my mother had the given names of Algernon Excelsis Francis. In the 1950s he was a long-distance lorry driver. He was once stopped for speeding and the constable asked him for his name, this he duly gave. The Officer said “No, your real name.” To which he responded “It is my real name,” and handed over his driving licence. This was studied and, as he handed it back, the Officer said “On your way, mate. With a name like that you’ve suffered enough already.”
John