Wow! Graceland's gonna love that one Bob!

Now listen here Graceland - you sent me all those lovely photos of Mitcheldean - next time could you just stand in front of the headstone and get the wife to take the piccy?
How can I thank you properly if I can only see you as a little baby?
We know your hair is not black like Elvis so - Redhead?
Brunette? Blond?

Put us out of our misery man!
We'll even wait till you get back!
Darcy
