Best I can remember from my pre 'O' - level days is
Wie komme ich am besten nach die strassenbahnhaltestelle bitte?It was always a source of amusement to me that the Germans took 23 letters to say the word 'tramstop'.
I always imagined the tram would have been well departed by the time I ever got the words out.
Hey Al - did you have textbooks about a German family whose father was a banker, and who had a dog called Lumpi?

cheers
Paul