On an inspiring note....
Abstinence Horton - West Ham, 1881 (Possibly not interested in football?)
Silence Bliss - Woodend, 1871
Pardon W Coleman - Sussex, 1871 ("What's your name?" "Pardon....")
Goodness Feakin - Kettering 1881
Honesty Honesty - Dover 1891 (Yes, honestly!)
Heaven Cameron - Bristol, 1871
Kindness E Hedginson -Monmouth, 1871
And from a more pessimistic family....
George Careless Barlow - Bacup, 1871
Finally, not a one-and-only, but such a good name it deserves a mention:
Temperance Angell - Panteg, 1871
I've got some great mythological ones as well, but perhaps I'll save them for a new thread!