your worst/funniest mis-transcriptions

[bykerlads]

Admittedly a very unusual Christian name, but my ancestor Hosetta' s name has been subject to various transcriptions:
Lysetta, Osetta, Rosetta + the vicar who was writing up the Baptismal record couldn't recall the name/couldn't be bothered to check it and so wrote " Hos ---( scribbled/unreadable), illegitimate daughter of Eliza"!!
In fact Hosetta Wimpenny was the very first name I searched for in 1881 census - so I got off to a good start-no doubts that I had got the right person.
Anyone else come across a Hosetta?
I have the vague impression it is biblical in origin.

[patrexjax]

HI all....this brings to mind a brickwall I had for years until a clever Rootschatter discovered that my King family had been mis-transcribed as "Hing"  -- once that was discovered, it opened up my maternal great grandmother's line for me.......Hooray for Rootschatters!   

[coombs]

My ancestor Gertrude Georgeanna Wallaker was put down as Jacrichnaede Wallaker in 1871. 

[Minimoo]

My favourite was someone transcribed as  a cat door operator instead of  an outdoor operator.  I know a lot of the writing is extremely difficult to read but surely a little common sense is required but it gave me a laugh.

[Geoff-E]

I just came across this "occupation" indexed - Dute Of Carpenter Lilles Royal Manager Abroad ...

To me it looks like "Wife of Captⁿ Little Royal Marines Abroad"