I started to cry and the ever present eccentric Auntie Bridget tried to console me.
“Hush now, your mammy hasn’t got the money to buy these things, sure we’ll try and get you them from somewhere”
Some days later she arrived at our house with the ever present shopping bag and a smile on her face.
“Well now, Didn’t I tell you Saint Anthony was good? You have nothing to worry about, I got you the wool”
This broken heart was instantly mended, I could not wait to see what colour wool she had bought and wondered, had she got me the needles as well? Oh God, was she never going to take off her hat and coat and couldn’t she wait to gossip with Ma until after she had shown me the precious wool? I waited patiently; she could be so awkward. I knew she could get on her high horse in an instant if I tried to hurry her!
“Do you have little nail scissors?” she asked my mammy as she reached into her shopping bag withdrawing the largest khaki coloured jumper I had ever seen!
“Now, she said, as she looked towards my astonished face, we’ll start on the sleeves first, you unravel one while I do the other, I’ll start it off for you”
This then was my introduction to something that would haunt me for the rest of my school life! We unpicked, it broke, we knotted, we unpicked, again the wool broke and we knotted it yet again and so it went on and on until finally, late into the night we finished and were left with a ball of wool as big as a football!! I should mention here that by now, because of the huge number of knots sticking out all over the giant ball now looked like a giant hedgehog. You will have gathered that, Auntie Bridget, like mammy was not a knitter! Why we never made it into small manageable balls I will never know but reasoned at least it would be an acceptable colour for socks, didn’t soldiers wear khaki socks? I had read somewhere that little girls in England were knitting socks and balaclavas for soldiers in the war. My imagination kicked in and a picture of a little girl working her fingers to the bone knitting socks to keep the troops warm emerged. Eyeing the huge ball of wool I reckoned, not only would I knit a pair of socks for my daddy but also a pair for Uncle John with enough wool left over to make socks for a whole garrison! I could almost visualise the headlines! Little Irish girl breaks all records by knitting 200 pairs of socks for the troops!! Ah, but in my eagerness hadn’t I forgotten something? Er--- if I hadn’t managed to complete one horrible little scarf how ever was I going to manage all those socks? I can and I will sprang to mind, sure weren’t my sisters grand knitters, they would help me. I was yet to find out we were not allowed to take our work home from school. On that first day of sewing in our new class I watched as my fellow pupils removed the virgin balls of wool from their bags. Small balls of black, navy and assorted shades of browns, the paper seals, still unbroken, holding the wool in place. It took both of my hands to remove the huge ball of khaki wool from the bag Auntie Bridget had supplied me with. The eyes of Ann O’ Mally, the girl who shared my desk almost doubled in size when she caught sight of it. Her whispered Jea—s, Mary and Joseph turned into a loud snigger causing the rest of the class to turn around. Gasps, followed by loud laughter caused Sister Anthony to call for silence. She approached my desk to find out the cause of the disruption in her class and I could discern a lifting of her eyebrows on catching sight of my wool. I had made up my mind to repeat (should she question me) what Ma had said about “Tell the nuns I haven’t got the money for wool and needles” of course, leaving out the bit about who did they think mammy was, as I couldn’t remember the name she had mentioned, (Rothschild) Looking back now I think Sister Anthony was a wise old woman who at a glance took in the monstrous wavy ball of wool and probably guessed the reason behind it! Saving me further embarrassment she loudly proclaimed, for the benefit of the class “Sure that’s a grand big ball of wool Bridget, now I’m sure you’ll get several pairs of socks out of that”