I found this - don't think I can deliver it properly, but someone has to
Toast To The Lasses
The main speech is followed by a more light-hearted address to the women in the audience. Originally this was a thank you to the ladies for preparing the food and a time to toast the 'lasses' in Burns' life. The tone should be witty, but never offensive, and should always end on a concilliatory note.In this day and age we shouldn't be thanking the ladies for preparing the food because we have an equal opportunity kitchen (but I wish someone hadn't hired that Ramsay fellow with his profane language).
I know little of the lassies in Burns' life, but I'm sure they were fine, intelligent women who made the most of their time on this earth. Many people on Rootschat could be looking for them right now.
So here's to all you lassies looking for your roots, especially those associated with Scotland.
Cheers
