This subject is hilarious. I used to work in schools and during my time came across the following,
Pearl White, Orson Carte, Dye Blewe, Lily White, Justin Toon, Annette Kirton, Mike Cousin, Shaun and Sean ( pronounced Seen by mother) Connery twins. Francis Maybee ( known as Fanny), William Shakespeare,
Ivor Hampton, Sandy Seaman. Dickie Fallis.
I worked with a woman called Belinda Olive Gartside she had her initials on her briefcase BOG. A local owl sanctuary had it's van printed with the initials of the named sactuary it read BOBBARS, and finally of those I can remember in the schools, Elton Flute that desperately wanted to change his name because he was being bullied. When he was asked what he would like his name to be he said 'Andy Flute' after his Grandad. How I did not fall about laughing I will never know. This was over thirty years ago and I still find it funny today.
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