Never thought of looking at this Lighter side before. Good laugh, well done.
My name Salty, well I could have chosen one of several that I have had over the years.
Tommy trouble, Slim, Spock, plus a few others.
I happened to mention to someone in my office where I work now in Powys, that I had spent 10 years in the Andrew, Royal Navy. From then on I have been known as Salty to one and all.
Tom