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Taking a leaf from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, can we have your thoughts on arrivals at the Family Historians' Ball, please...
To kick you off...
Ladies and gentlemen, pray stand for the arrival of Mrs and Mrs Numerator, and their son, Ian
closely followed by Mr & Mrs Ology, and their daughter Jeanie
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Mr & Mrs Transcription and their unmarried daughter who works for *******.com
Miss Transcription
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Mr & Mrs Register-Office and their high ranking military son
General Register-Office
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Mr and Mrs Missing and their lovely daughter
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Mr Mrs CESTOR and their beautiful daughter ANNE......
sorry! that was terrible :-\ :-\
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Mr & Mrs Beforeeighteenthrityseven and their son whose birth doesn't appear in the civil register - Bjorn
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Mrs. B. Found and her eldest son
Willie
(they're getting worse...LOL)
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Mr & Mrs Shirelookuprequestplease and their son DEVON
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Mr & Mrs Wall-Challenge from Sweden and their beautiful daughter Britt
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Mrs. B. Found and her eldest son
Willie
(they're getting worse...LOL)
Closely followed by Mr & Mrs Looking and their son Ware R. U.
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Mr and Mrs Sendent and their charming daughter, Dee.
Rambler
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Mr and Mrs District and their young son
REG
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Mr & Mrs Emmdeecert, and their ravishing daughter, Bea
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Mr & Mrs Sereunited, together with their delightful daughter Jean.
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Mr and Mrs Egible
who would have been accompanied by their daughter, but she was ill....
and not forgetting on the umpteenth page of the guest list
the Wattmore-Jones'...
Adrian
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Mr and Mrs Diddink with their daughter, Fay.
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;D
... closely followed by Mr & Mrs Bull-Handwriting and their son, Terry.
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The Right -Honorable and Mrs. Ives
and their son
ARCH
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Please will you welcome Mr & Mrs Grant and their delectable daughter, Emmy
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And, a trifle late perhaps, but please welcome Mr and Mrs Mason, and their charming daughter, Kez.... now, where the heck did she go? ???
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My & Mrs Ncopperplate and their beautiful daughter VICTORIA
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Mr & Mrs Uprequest, and their always popular son, Luke.
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Mr & Mrs Suswhack and their slightly unbalanced son Zen
22 replys in 7 hours and there's not even a prize on offer >:(. Way to go Paul ;D
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Please welcome Mrs Maroots
and her partner for the evening Lou Kinnup...
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If there were prizes on offer, Al, this one would be in pole position...
Mr & Mrs Beforeeighteenthrityseven and their son whose birth doesn't appear in the civil register - Bjorn
;D ;D ;D
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Mr and Mrs Tyaname, and their son, Chris
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Mr. ad Mrs Sipher and their difficult daughter Dee.
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Sir Tifficate and his wife Bertha?
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Mr&Mrs Lost&FoundThem and their 2 children
son haha found him
daughter lost them again.
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Joining the Sir Tifficate party, his other daughter, Mary AG
And can you please welcome Mr Richard Register, and his elderly father Pa Rich Register
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The Families Tree, and Research, and Miss N. Lessly-Hopeful.
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And! Free bmd's from the service provider wil be available aftr 18.37. !!
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Miss Igitimate. Her son was ill and could not be announced.
Sorry about that one Adrian. Bit of a pinch.
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Not too late, I hope, to welcome Mr & Mrs Eration and their lovely daughter, Jen
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That should be Mr and Mrs Jitimate
and their daughter Ellie.....
accompanied by her friend Jean Pool...
Adrian
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And can we also welcome, after a journey from the other (less salubrious) side of the tracks, Mr & Mrs Puddle and their daughter, Jean?
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Please! Your attention, as we welcome Mr & Mrs Siteeasiersincetheyindexedthecensusesonline, with their son -
it's Adam
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Please give a warm welcome to our esteemed guests:
The Ages and daughter Mari, Mr and Mrs Ted with their son Sol M I S accompanied by the Anns and baby Byb .
margaret ;)
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Mr & Mrs Qwilk and their son Quum
Sorry, that should have been Mr & Mrs Smith and their son John but there was a transcription error on my cue card
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Mrs. Ima Test and her father Eugene Trader - here tonight by invitation only!
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And now ladies and gents,we must welcome Mr and Mrs Huw R. They.........and their nephew,Mr Hughes-That...........
Sorry.....but we've all met them ;D ;D ;D
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Please be upstanding for the arrival of Mr and Mrs Chart, and their delightfully-presented daughter, Fan.
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Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Cheshire and their daughters Bee eM and Dee
Su
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Pleas would you be so kind as to extend a welcome to a distinguished visitor to our ball, Count Eeregisteroffice.
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Please be upstanding for Mr Sydney Site, more commonly known as The Younger S Site and with him, all the way from Salt Lake City, Utah, his father of the same name.
I ummed & arred about posting a funny today after the terrible events in London but I finally concluded that I shouldn't let the B***tards responsible for the atrocities cause me to change my normal routine.
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I ummed & arred about posting a funny today after the terrible events in London but I finally concluded that I shouldn't let the B***tards responsible for the atrocities cause me to change my normal routine.
Fine sentiments Mr Crighton, shared, I hope, by many more of us. The news is certainly terrible, and seemingly worse by the hour. But if we do change our normal life then it would be to admit defeat to the terrorists.
Paul
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MC looking rather snootily down his nose at the muddy boots: "Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Lab and their daughter Agatha, who prefers to be addressed as Ag."
Dimps
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:) :) :)
Following Miss Ag Lab (and there really is no accounting for the whims of youth) - will you please welcome Mr & Mrs Ditionastomarriage, and their similarly-abbreviated daughter, Con.
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Lord & Lady Rofiche and their dashing son Mike
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Please welcome.......
Miss Sue Perin - Tendent and her guest Mr. Reggie Strarr
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Please welcome Miss Peace Paige Ann Folio...
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I saw this entry . . . . "Mr. ad Mrs Sipher and their difficult daughter Dee" . . . but it was an enumerator's error.
Dee was the daughter of Mr and Mrs Ceased.
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I saw this entry . . . . "Mr. ad Mrs Sipher and their difficult daughter Dee" . . . but it was an enumerator's error.
Dee was the daughter of Mr and Mrs Ceased.
....therefore now everyone is left wondering if Miss Dee is actually the daughter of Mr and Mrs Fied
;) margaret
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Peckham,
Why didn't I see that!?
This event was especially for Dee Ceased.
sparrett
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Wasn't Dee married to Mr Vorced at one time....
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The was her first husband.
They had three children Dee Cree and Nisi.
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The was her first husband.
They had three children Dee Cree and Nisi.
:D :D :D :D
margaret
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Reggie & Paula Yates
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Sneaking in, perhaps to catch the end of the Ball, will you please welcome the youthful Alan Lee-Amentaryboro, and his elderly father, Pa Lee-Amentaryboro.
Tripping along behind them, the delightful Elle Dee Esse.
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Pray may we have your indulgence for the late arrival of Mr & Mrs Eemoreatlas, and their always-helpful son, Phil Eemoreatlas.
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All the way from Germany, a proper Count who likes to carry his Germanic title around with him, Graf Ology.
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From over the border, but welcome all the same, :o can we please be upstanding for Rhys Urch?
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The crowd is hushed and goggle-eyed by the appearance of:
Miss June Challenge escorted by the dashingly mysterious, Claude Robertson.
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Mr Robertson? Mr Robertson! Just a minute - now where did he go? - was that Claude Robertson you said?
He MUST be here somewhere. I mean, he can't have simply disappeared into thin air, can he?
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Please Welcome
Mr & Mrs Green and their daughter Theresa
:-[
The old ones of sometimes (groanable!).
Jinks
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Please Welcome Mr & Mrs Stein and their son
Franklyn.
Where did I dig that one from?
Jinks
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I found this clipping for you, Paul.
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Excellent stuff, DC!!!!! That explains so much! :) ;D ;D
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Maybe we can get the papers to print this advert?
:)
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Mr and Mrs Dents are running late but have brought along their Auntie C.Dents. together with their friends Mr and Mrs Ragain and their daughter Neve who is their only child.
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Welcome to Mr. & Mrs.Dry and their son Herald.
also Mr. & Mrs. Tia and their daughter Mili,
Mr. & Mrs. Books and daughter Poll.
Jakky
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... and all the way from Amsterdam, please welcome Mr Van Dweller
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>:( >:( >:(
" And...er "...... cough cough....
" Miss G Itimate and her son Ille "
cough !
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Don't forget Mr. & Mrs. Bates and their Son ::)
peter
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Now come along, Peter - this is the genealogists' ball ... we can;t just have any Tom, Dick or Harry turning up!
:) :) :)
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Mr and Mrs Tazzanute and their son Piers
Mr and Mrs Snockers and their daughter Norma
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Paul,
Can't elaborate, "FAMILY SITE" ; but they won't let them play "Happy Families" either ;D
peter
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Back to the topic
A late arrival (and I do mean late), Mr Hundredyearsago and his gt-gt-gt-granny Dido Vera Hundredyearsago.
closely followed by Mr and Mrs Shregister and their son Parry Shregister.
Philip
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From Scotland Mr and Mrs Findtheb's and their daughter Conny Findtheb's.
From Ireland Mr Connorfindum and his son I Connorfindum II
From US Ava Bigatree and her son Ivor Bigatree
From France Marie Moi and Ave Mesenfants
Mrs and Mrs Recadsoffise and their son Kew Recadsoffise
Mr Mrs Certificut and their daughter Marge also Bertha
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Nice ones, Meldrew! But, er ... have you been thinking about these very long? :)
Paul
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Ooh, I haven't done this for a while. Thanks for retrieving it, Meldrew.
Mr and Mrs Stration and their son, Reggie;
Mr and Mrs Sestry and their daughter, Ann;
Mr and Mrs Tidge and their son, Harry;
Mr and Mrs Seaced and their daughter, Dee;
Mr and Mrs Mealy-Tree and their daughter, Fay...
... and their close relations Mr and Mrs Mealy-Roots and their daughter, also called Fay;
Ms Jean E Alogy and her partner, Bach Toomey-Roots
(sneaking in is Ms Alogy's niece, Jeanie Alogy);
Mr and Mrs Therty-Sven and their daughter, Aileen;
Mr and Mrs Sendant and their daughter, Dee;
Mr and Mrs Gree-Chart and their son, Peter;
Mr and Mrs Com and their son, Jed;
Mr and Mrs Derr and their daughter, Jen.
I'm obviously suffering from withdrawal symptoms and I should desist - if only to get some sleep ;D
Dimps
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All the way from the wrong side of the blanket: Mr and Mrs Stard and their son Baz Stard.
And, from the USA, on a trip to the old country, Mr and Mrs el the world in search of my roots, and their son Trev el the world in search of my roots
Mr and Mrs Ral Register Office and their daughter Jenny Ral Register Office
From county Galway, Mr and Mrs Mara born and bred and their daughter Connie Mara born and bred
and finally, direct from the GRO, Mr and Mrs In all details and their son Phil In all details.
More, more!
Philip
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Let's hear it for a very late arrival by 007's brother Baz, otherwise known as Baz tardy Bond,
accompanied by his friends Will and Tess Derment. :P
Jill
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Mr and Mrs Law-Guardian and their son, Paul
Dimps
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The was her first husband.
They had three children Dee Cree and Nisi.
Absolutely [sorry!] 8)
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You're probably tired of waiting for Mr & Mrs Teenfortyonecensusonancestry and their long overdue son: A. Teenfortyonecensusonancestry.
Al
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Mr and Mrs Stirectory and their daughter, Kelly;
Mr and Mrs Stay-Book and their son, Dom;
Mr and Mrs Lighter-Side and their son, Evan;
Mr and Mrs Storation and their daughter, Ria;
Mr and Mrs Terday-Saints and their daughter, Leah;
Mr and Mrs Rom-Edition and their daughter, Cindy;
Mr and Mrs Age-Register and their daughters Mary and Bertha.
Dimps
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Mrs and Mrs Brick-Wall and their daughter Etta
Mrs and Mrs Zlist and their daughter Cindy
Mr and Mrs Carter and their daughter Magna
Mr and Mrs Wermyrelliszar and their daughter Donna (thats a goodun)
Mr and Mrs Thatdodishescanbesoftasyourface and their son Hans (O'k humour me)
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Please welcome that dissolute singer of popular songs
IGI Pop
together with his devoted pet, that French alley cat
Rue Chat (ouch!!) ::)
Jill
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And next we have a very large family.
Mr and Mrs Tacks with their daughters Poll and Wyn Do and their son Arth.
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She was with her family at the 1841 ball, but she's not with them tonight,
Miss Ingfromthe1851census with her German fiance Werther Helldidshegoin1851