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A friend of mine (honestly, guv ;)) likes to pass his time imagining totally unlikely - not to say unfeasible - pairings of famous people.
One such example would be Sarah and Alex Ferguson.
Any more for any more?
Paul :)
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Cherie and Lionel Blair
Joe
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I'm sure this "friend" sees "look-a-likes" where ever they go too...... I know the type ::)
Anyway back to topic:
Jack Dee & Sandra Dee
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Gordon Brown and Joe E Brown.
That will show your age if you remember Joe E ;D ;D
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Cilla and Conrad Black? (Not unlikely enough)
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Kenneth and Serena Williams :P
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or
Kenneth and Lena Horn :P
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Kermit the Frog and Clarence (Frogman) Henry
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Martin Luther and Biliie Jean King
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Lady and Hamish Macbeth
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Tom and Grace Jones
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Penny Marshall and Ezra Pound :P
One of Paul's favourite sayings ::) ::) ::)
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Ronnie and Sue Barker
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George and Kate Bush
Actually, that reminds me of a Danish joke about the Americans having captured some of Osama bin Laden's family: his mother,
Mama Laden (sounds like marmalade, also in Danish)
and his brothers Choko Laden "the chocolate"
and Remou Laden "the remoulade" - a bit like mayonnaise
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Halle and Chuck Berry :P
Paul - why did you start this???
I'm going to be doing this all b***** day now!!
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Frank and Diana Spencer 8)
Joe
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Paul - why did you start this???
I'm going to be doing this all b***** day now!!
I'm not sure, but I'm giggling at imagining these couples already!
:) :) :) :)
Paul
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Cindy and Michael Crawford
Orlando and Clair Bloom
Julia and Parnell Roberts ::)
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TRYSTAN and Bette Davies
Joe
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Sheryl and Russell Crow ::)
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Oh Paul another monster you have created ;D
Pauline and Robbie Fowler
Joe
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SARAH and Mr (Porridge) Mackay
Are we allowed fiction, Paul??
sorry if that isn't how you spell your name, Sarah!
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Pamela and Hans Christian Anderson :P
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Vindaloo and Edwina Currie
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Corporal and Catherine-Zeta Jones
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Arthur(Old Mother Riley) Lucan and Lord Lucan. Now who's showing their age!
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John and Marge Simpson
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Vincent and Katie Price
(for those that don't know Katie = Jordan)
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Katie Holmes and Tom Watson :P
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Luke Sky and Annie Walker
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Mike and Beryl Reid
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Doris & Darren Day
or
Compton & Linsey Dawn MacKenzie
???
::)
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Jack Lemon and Harry Lime
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Robbie and Shirley Williams
Paul, you've done it again! :)
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Robin and Venus Williams
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Or what about Charles "Windsor" and Babs Windsor!
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Am I allowed
Tony and the Blair Witch!
or is that too controversial!
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I don't think that one os made up is it Kerry?
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I meant the Windsor one - obviously
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LANCE Armstrong and Brittany SPEARS :P
AGA Kahn and Peter COOK(er) :P :P :P
Rick Nelson and Linda Hamilton
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Halley and Chuck Berry
Harrison and Betty Ford
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Cary & Lee Grant
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Ooops kathy - we're getting duplicates....
Rio & Archduke Ferdinand?
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Andrew & Janet Jackson
Robert E. Lee & Janet Leigh (Janet Leigh Lee)
I'm stopping now........
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This will, within the day, be like the Challenge when you have to look through 70 pages to find dups!
done now, really! ;D
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Sarah Michelle and Uri Gellar :P
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Genghis and Jemima KHAN
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What have you done!
Ben and Margaret Thatcher
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Dickie Lewis and Petula Clark ::) ::) ::)
( Lewis and Clarke Expedition :o)
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Puff daddy and big daddy!!!!
and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, they must be a made up couple ;D
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Aunt Bee and Sting ::)
Jeremy IRONS - Tiger WOODS and Lucille BALL (sorry about a threesome ) ???
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Kid Rock and Kate Hudson ::) ::) ::)
I've got to stop - this is ridiculous !!! I've got work to do - I hate it when you start something Paul - and then you just sit back and laugh!!!!
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Reminds me of the joke where Isla St Clair (remember her) married Barry White, divorced him, kept his surname and then married Bryan Ferry....
Isla White-Ferry ;D
Helen
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A few bizarre ones...
Diane Abbott & Elvis Costello ::)
James & Letitia Dean ::)
Beyonce & Eric Knowles ::)
Dinie
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OK I know this is a "stretch" but.....
Duke of Wellington and Don Clarke
http://www.answers.com/topic/don-clarke
:P :P :P :P
I can't do no more!!!!!!!
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Jimmy and Snow white
Joe
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How about
Alice & Henry Cooper
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Sherlock and Eamonn Holmes
Michael and Marti Caine
Gordon and Madge Ramsey
Nigel and Sarah Kennedy
Inspector and Jenny Frost
Bill and Gareth Gates
Brad and William Pitt
Ginger and Buck Rogers
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Mike (and Bernie) & Shelley Winters?
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My solicitors have asked me to point out that I am not liable to compensate Rootschat users for the total waste of their time and energy that this thread might entail.
So there! :)
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Paul!! You are thoroughly to blame!! And thus deserve all the headlines after they cover the marriage of....
Horatio and Willie Nelson.
Kiss me Willie................ :-*
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Jane McDonald (the cruise) and Ronald McDonald (the burger clown)
Billie and Peterpiper ;D
Mick and Michelle McManus
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Sue and Ronnie Barker
Dorothy and Charlie Parker
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Bzzzz - Penalty for Repetition of the Barkers, I'm afraid Paul! ;D
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Doh! I deserved that! I plead short term memory loss brought on by re-reading the July Challenge! :)
(And it was funnier first time round, Arranroots!)
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Ike & Lana Turner
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Ray Reardon (snooker player)
and
Dolores O'Riordan (lead singer of "The Cranberries")
or keeping up the musical note:
DIRE Straits and Chris REA
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June Brown (Dot Cotton) and James Brown
Sir Patrick and Mary Tyler Moore
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Sir Patrick and Mary Tyler Moore
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Fatima and the brewery!
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Oooh oooh! I get that one ! ;D ;D
They just pulled it down, btw - the brewery that is.
;)
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Horatio and Willie Nelson.
Kiss me Willie................
;D ;D ;D
I'm crying laughing here....
Jamie Leigh Curtis/Richard Curtis (play and film writer)
Ozzie Osmand/Donnie
George Washington/Denzel
Paul this is all intelligent conversation gone for the day.... ::)
Su :D
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Tina and Joseph Mallord William Turner.
margaret :)
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Su :D
Paul this is all intelligent conversation gone for the day.... ::)
Oh Su how right you are!
Beatrix and Harry Potter
Wallis and Homer Simpson
margaret :)
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Oh......pray release us from the madness of this man known as Paul E ::)
This is getting so sad.....All i could think about in bed last night
was who i could couple up together.... :'(
Reg and Julie Christie
Joe
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Cliff and Little Richard
Robbie and Pauline Fowler
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It's a little know fact that Roy Castle was the love child of Babara and Windsor Castle !
...this could go on for days.
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Marilyn and Matt Monroe
Victoria and Tiger Woods
Neil and Anne Diamond
Stirling and Kate Moss
Mother Theresa and Father Christmas ?
Jodie Marsh and Swampy (the Eco warrior) ?
This is terrible, I am supposed to be writing an essay but instead I am obsessed with matchmaking ???
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KerryB
Thats a duplicate so doesnt count LOL
Joe
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Wilkie and Joan Collins 8)
Tommy and Dyan Cannon ... plus of course,
Bobby and Lucille Ball
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Jim and Mariah Carey
Levi and Johann Strauss
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Kathy and Norman Bates ;D
Joe
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Nell and Fred Gwynne (Herman Munster)
Linda and Ronnie Barker
Mary Stuart and Rod Stewart
Bryan and Morticia Adams
Arthur. C. and Petula Clarke
Judy and Michael Finnegan
Ronnie and Olga Corbett
Dick and Betty Turpin
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Daley & Emma Thompson
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Des & Tom O'connor!!!!!!!! ;D
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I'm struck by how liberal Rootschat is in terms of the number of apparently gay couples that are being posted!
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Harold and Nancy Wilson
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Fenella and Henry Fielding
Hilary and George Clinton
Sid and Jesse James
Annie Lennox and Lennox Lewis :P
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Dirk and Humphrey Bogart ::) ::)
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Edgar Allan and Tellytubbie Poe
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Michael and Drew Barrymore
And Sammy and Rusty Lee ;D ;D ;D(ex short and fat liverpool player and the chef)
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Rosemary and George Clooney
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Thats a bit dodgy Paul she was his auntie wasn't she?
;D ;D
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Elton & Olivia Newton John (I don't think he'd be that interested!!!)
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Chris (Coldplay lead singer) & Steve Martin ;D ;D
Brilliant thread Paul!! I have just re-read some of the other posts and am sitting here laughing at the screen ;D.....I'm getting some very funny looks ::)
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David Lloyd and Boy George?
Rambler
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Tommy Lee & Catherine Zeta Jones
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Boris and Ulrika Johnson
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Kenneth and Serena Williams
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Another Bzzzz Paul
Reply 5 from on page 1
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Time to get my coat I think, All! :)
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Have a good time at your do tonight and don't forget that drink to my ggg Grandfather Barnet's 52 year performance. ;D
Oh, and enjoy your last cigarrette!
Al
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Boris and Ulrika Johnson
Could somebody tell me who these people are?? - did you get on to a Russian Board or something Paul to come up with these ? - either that or I've been out of the country longer than I thought :P
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How about Clive ( Woodward that is ) and Joanne. Perhaps though she would still prefer Paul Newman and those lovely blue eyes !
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Jacques Cousteau and Hattie Jacques - (well it's the same spelling :P )
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Diana Dors and Jim Morrison............. 8) 8)
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This should knock 'em down the old Kent Road.
Hang about,George Formby+Vera Lynne.
Gracie Fields+Frankie Lane,that Presley girl+Jeremy Irons,and a cryptic to slow you down,"Callahan"+Doris" Day".
Yuk!Yuk!Yuk!,Goggy.
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'kay Goggy
I give up !! Tell me - I won't let the cat out of the bag - honest ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
How are you Big Guy??
Annie
PS Please understand I was talking to Goggy...
Albert Finney Haddock :P
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Okey doke 'R'kid,Strickly,strickly,twixt us two,no telling."Go Ahead,make my Day"!!Clint East wood.Sneaky ay??
Going real good up to now,Gawd knows what the next post will bring tho'!!
Here's lookin' at You kid,Goggy.
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Ras and Vladimir Putin
Stephanie and Austin Powers
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Stephanie and Austin Powers
Now that would be interesting...... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Billy The and Jodie Kidd
Butch and Eva Cassidy both of these would probably live way out West
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A real fruity pair (or should it be pear)
Bob geldof's daughter - Peaches
and Gwyneth paltrow's daughter - Apple
Dinie
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Jason Priestley and Brian Blessed ??
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Eva Marie Saint and Dan Patrick :P
Tommy and Remington Steele
Tony and Sheila Hancock
Elijah and Natalie Wood ::)
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James Thurber and Ward Bond
( One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough. :P )
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Here's one to make your eyes water
Michelle and Mick McManus :o
Joe
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I promised myself I wouldn't do any more!
My last effort: Violet and Kit Carson
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If Orson hung out with Michael -
which one would be "Citizen Kane "(sic) ??? ??? ???
Me too Davey Boy - I've got to stop!!! must be my addictive personality ::) ::)
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Condoleezza and Anneka Rice
They could go on a Treasure Hunt together, looking for WMDs...
on second thoughts, that might be too big a Challenge.
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Harley Jane Kozak - actress and John Davidson - actor ::) ::)
Chyna Phillips and Jimmy Buffet - OK not the best :P
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Bill Oddie and Jade Goodie
Ann and Tony Robinson
Stephen and Elizabeth Fry
Hugh and Piper Laurie
Moira and Jimmy steward
Michael and Billy the Fish
Thomas a Beckett and Margaret
Harry and Estee Lauder
Dimps
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Harry and Estee Lauder
Dimps
Lovely!
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Harry and Estee cracked me up too. I had to stop typing for a bit.
Wilfred Bramble and Halle Berry
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Keith and Wendy Richards
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Trevor and Emo Philips.
I must stop this now. How sad is this for a Saturday night?
Dimps
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
A couple of "royals" - George and Princess Michael.
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Keith and Nanna Moon.
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Public and Rebecca Loos.Jim
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Public and Rebecca Loos.Jim
Now that I do think is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anne
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Then how about Septic and Katie Boyle.
Or do I go too far.
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Charlie and Peter Dimmock
Susan ;D
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Pink and Keith Floyd.
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What made you think of Pink Floyd Dimps ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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This music theme's quite good so how about
Elton and Pope John
Nigel and Sarah Kennedy
St.Martin and Charlotte Church.
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Definitely, definitely, definitely the last!
Nigel Hawthorne and Blossom Dearie
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Helter Skelter has just made me think of:
Charles and Marilyn Manson
(a bit sicko, that one. Sorry)
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My last,repeat,last,last.one,Kojak+Little Millie,My Girl Lollipop,ohohho!
The 'oover is calling me,visitors due any tick o'the clock,unwashed dishes,sock's warming in the micro-wave.No discipline in the face of so much humour!!!!
Falling about,Goggy.
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Mohamed Al Fayed and Ali McGraw :P
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Buster and Dianne Keaton
margaret :)
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love this thread - just can't stop gigling...
how about a cople of royals...
Prince (the artist formerly known as) and Princess Ann
Freddie Mercury and the Queen
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Robert Plant and Judy Garland
Doris Day and Three Dog Night
margaret :)
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Sadie Frost and John Thaw and her lover Vanilla Ice :o
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If Carrie Fisher (actress) had married Phil Oakey (The Human League),she would have been Carrie Oakey ;D
Aah,the old one's are the best eh?
Mick ;)
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LOL Mick ;D
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Dimps, what about adding Dame Nellie Melba to Peaches Geldof and Apple Martin as a 'sweet' threesome, maybe to be really sick you could put Cherie Blair on the top! ;D
If you put Nicole Ritchie and Mr T together they could develop a line of biscuits or perhaps they already have
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Gladys Knight (sic) and Courtney Love :P
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A hen and a can of tuna ....... ::) ::) ::)
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Christopher Cross and Martha Reeves
Bryan Adams and the New Brighton Ferry -
( had to get my boats in somewhere 8) 8) 8) )
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Hugh and Russell Grant
Andie and Roddy McDowell
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James Bond & Brook Bond
Heather Mills & Daniel Boon
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Mickey & Wayne Rooney (sshh don' tell Colleen!)
John & Bruce Wayne
Shane & Lionel Ritchie
I wasn't trying to out them..just couldn't think of female partners!
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Dimps i take it you are watching chammel 4 for your ideas at the minute!!!
Kev ;D
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Obviously you're watching it -
otherwise you wouldn't know Dimps was.... :P :P :P
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I'm not but i know someone who is, Mrs Kevwoods favourite film!!!
Kev. ;D
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Okay you lot!!Fell off my beer crate laughing,so decided on sweet revenge,wot abaht Wilfred Bramble+Mrs Bucket (pronounced Bookay??)
Definitely my last look in here,positively.
Goggy.
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Brad Pitt and Sitting Bull.
margaret ;)
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stop it!...stop it ! I can't see the screen ;D ;D ;D ;D
Harry Lime and Jack Lemon (have we had that one?)
Dr. Doolittle and Eliza
Martin Shaw (slurp) and Diana
Brad Pitt (slurp slurp) and me :-*
I'm supposed to be lengthening some curtains that shrunk in the wash yesterday.....
Emmeline, I met Paul Newman when I was sixteen in Denmark, he was making a film called Torn Curtain, and yes his eyes are that Blue, and yes I fell madly in love and lust with him...... :-*
Su ;)
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Pat and River Pheonix
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David and Danielle Steel
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Samantha and Edward Fox
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Paul and Bamber Gascoigne
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Gerry and Morticia Adams
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A three some. Percy Sledge-Sister Sledge-Soul Sisters
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James and Jennifer Garner.
Rambler
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Christopher and Harper Lee
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Melvyn and Billy Bragg
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Hugh Laurie and Deborah Kerr (say it) ;D ;D
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Matt Windows and Diana Dors
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Russell Crow and Jean Rook ;D
Susan
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Tambur and Cleo Laine
Tony and Linda Blair
Augustus and Elton John
James and Yootha Joyce
Ramsay and Jeanette Macdonald
Lloyd and Susan George
John and Agatha Christie
Clive and PD James
'General' William and Cherie Booth
Tony and Catherine Booth
Henry and Nigella Lawson
Banjo and Jennifer Paterson
Wilbur, Orville and Clarissa Dickson Wright
Rupert and Dame Iris Murdoch
Oscar and Cornel Wilde
Lord and Margaret Rutherford
WG and Princess Grace
JAP
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James and Yootha Joyce
JAP
A classic! ;D ;D ;D
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Wile E Coyote and Virginia Wolfe
Larry Flint and the Rolling Stones
Wolfgang Amedeus Mozart and Robin Goodfellow
Tom Selleck and Jerry Garcia
Butch Patrick and David Cassidy
Jack Warner and the Dooby Bros.
::) ::) ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Great thread!!
Where do you all get them from? I can't think of anymore!!
Jan
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Phish and the California Highway Patrol :P
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Heinz Burt ( The Tornados ) and Orson Bean :P
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Lawd'a'mercy!!!!Only looked in for a minute,half an hour ago,this has got to stop,willpower,willpower,a lettuce leaf has more!!
So okay,can't beat etc,can I humbly try Three Dog Night+Virginia Woolf??
Goggy.
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Arthur English and " you 'um it son I'll play it !" :P
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Continuing my (semi) Oz theme started with Henry Lawson, Banjo Paterson and Rupert (ex-Oz) Murdoch ...
Barry and Christmas HUMPHRIES
Sir Les and (again the late lamented) Jennifer PATERSON
Sandy and Sharon STONE
Lance and Raelene BOYLE
and
Daisy and Alan BATES
Roy and Ralph Waldo EMERSON
Dame Joan and Kiefer SUTHERLAND
Alan and James BOND
Ned and (another appearance) Grace KELLY
Bert and Isaac NEWTON
Pamela and George STEPHENSON
Graham and John F KENNEDY
Marjorie Nelson and Michael JACKSON
Sir John Carew and The Famous ECCLES
JAP
PS: Paul E, yes Yootha would be just a tad different from Nora!
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Well, JAP, what can I say? My friend would be delighted to meet you, I am sure - you are a natural at this game!
Paul
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Phil and Joan COLLINS
Sherlock and Kelly HOLMES
Oral and Julia ROBERTS
8)
Rambler
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I love these....but why can't I think of any !!! ???
Maybe....
Big Daddy & Mama Cass
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Kay Starr and Michael Stripes :P
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Ned & Moll Flanders
Samantha Fox & James Hunt
Graeme Garden & Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)
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Freddie & Ringo Starr
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George and Christine Hamilton
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Bert and Isaac NEWTON
Graham and John F KENNEDY
Marjorie Nelson and Michael JACKSON
Excellent JAP - You know I think Bert would approve, Graham would blame Bert - not so sure about poor Marjorie though :o
margaret :D
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Not quite the same but I have always wanted Kylie Minogue to marry Pete Wylie and become Kylie Wylie! Or Britney Spears marrying Bryan Ferry - Britney Ferry. Brooke Shields might marry James Bond, or how about Cher and Vincent Price?
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Well my name is Kerry and I used to have a friend with the surname Berry and all my friends wanted me to become Kerry Berry. I did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have a friend called Alison - who married a 'Keith Allison'
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and.......my niece married a 'Mr Scales'.....and wanted to call her son Wayne !
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Stephanie and Nat King Cole
Gracie and WC Fields
Glenda and Michael Jackson
Lorraine and Gene Kelly
Spike and Gypsy Rose Lee
Dimps
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Lorraine and Gene Kelly
Dimps
;D
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Free Willie & Willie Nelson
Mike & Alec Baldwin
Stirling & Kate Moss
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Stirling & Kate Moss
;D ;D ;D
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Life imitating art? Inspired by some of the contributions on this thread, I have included some examples on my website. Hope you enjoy them...
http://etherington.rootschat.net/html/wfhwissue54.html
Paul
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Not quite the same but I have always wanted Kylie Minogue to marry Pete Wylie and become Kylie Wylie! Or Britney Spears marrying Bryan Ferry - Britney Ferry. Brooke Shields might marry James Bond, or how about Cher and Vincent Price?
I do like the idea of Kylie Wylie, Rotti! :)
Paul
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what about Julius and Sid Caesar
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Chad and Frankie Valley
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Chad and Frankie Valley
You're toying with us, Dimps! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Don't suppose Sterling Moss would mind in the least,Kate is young enough to be his grandaughter ;)
Carol
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If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur :P
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Tony Soprano and Alfie Bass
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Keanu & Martha Reeves (plus the Vandellas!)
Diana & Jonathan Ross
Bill & Gareth Gates
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This is not made up, I have discovered that a cousin named Laurie married Frank Lawrie, making her Laurie Lawrie.
Jim. :D
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Well lets hope that Frank isn't a communist and Laurie isn't a conscientious objector, or they might find themselves referred to as Red Lawrie, Yellow Laurie
Oh dear
I'll get my coat.
Paul :)
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Hi Paul, exit stage left , Jim :o
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I hope these haven't appeared already;
Edwina Currie and Anneka Rice ;D
Mr Chips and Michael Fish :-X
Cat Deeley and Snoop Dog ::)
Cole and Gail Porter :D
Old and Nat King Cole :P
Patrick Mower and Lorne Spicer :-[
Jack and Mollie Sugden ;)
Charlotte Church and JB Priestly ???
Why, oh why did I read this thread!!
Julie
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Julie - some of these look good enough to appear on the front of a magazine ;)- watch this space!
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Oh no - you've started me off again; :(
Hannah and General Gordon ???
Natalie Wood and Buddy Holly (that's got to have gone already?)
Emma 'B' and Sting (sorry :-[)
Angelina Jollie
Lucinda Green
Gareth Edwards - well he was recently voted a rugby Giant :-[
Sorry, sorry - I'll go now....
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Give me a big quack, quack oops if any have been done before, but it's too lat to read all the posts agai and I have just got to get this thing out of my system - kept waking up with them last night >:(
Kelly Holmes and Elizabeth Barrett ;D
Claire and Orlando Bloom
Dickie Bird and Nicholas Cage ???
Wendy and Cliff Richard
Jack Lemmon and David Soul 8)
Michael Cane and Alan Sugar ;D
Can I get treatment for this on the NHS? :-[
Alexander Graham bell and Paul Ringer :(
Fiona and Robert The Bruce
Doris & Darren Day ;D
Cheryl and Stanley Baker :o
Peter and Su Cook and their son Norman ::)
Please someone put me out of my misery
Buster and Diane Keaton
Brian and Theresa May
Alistair Darling and Courtney Love
Michael Foot and Ellery Handley ;D
Michelle and Lewis Collins (bound to have been done before??)
Suzanne and Martin Shaw
I'm warning you there's more to come :-\
Mike and Beryl reid
Dudley and Demi Moore
Samantha and Edward Fox (that MUST have already gone?)
Catherine Zeta and Griff Rhys Jones
and to finish - because otherwise I fear I may be banned from the site - for all you rugby fans ;)
Al Murray and Gracie Fields ;D ;D
Thank you I feel much better now :-[
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;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::)
You should get out more!
kerryb
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Michael Foot and Ellery Handley ;D
The story may be apocryphal, Julie, but it was said that Michael Foot had been asked to lead a committee to examine weapon proliferation in Europe. This led to the headline "Foot Heads Arms Body" ;)
cheers
Paul
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Kerryb - yes I know I should :o, but like I said I just had to get them out of my system...I am actually quite normal :-[ and I haven't had any trouble since!!
Paul - I really hope it's true ;D lol :)
Oh, just one more then;
Veronica Lake and Claude van Damme
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Corporal (his second marriage here, I think) and Grace Jones. Result: Aled
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Don't Panic! Don't Panic! Not sure which is the scarier thought, Dimps - the act or the product! :)
Paul
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For footie fans;
If Phil Babb had a sister and she married Mal Donachie their children would be Donachie-Babb.
Wayne Sleep and John Wayne
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Found this by accident, and thought it would be nice for it to be 'Christophered' (apologies to Christopher) as I've had a good laugh at it ;D ;D
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Salvador Dali and Fish (Marillion)
If you dont get it, google it!
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Who started this? I'm hooked!
Jack DEE and Prunella GEE.
JK and ESTEE Lauder.
Mr. T (A team) and Gail EMMS. (England Badmington)
Miss Moneypenny and 50 Cent.
Snoop dog and Cat Stevens.
Colin Baker and Pat Butcher.
Billy Preston and Sarah Lancaster.
J. Edgar Hoover and James Dyson.
Father Christmas and Roy Carrol.
NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh no, I cant stop!!
General Custer and 3.14159265389793
Earl of Sandwich and Kevin Bacon.
Vin Diesel and Olive Oyl.
Duke of Wellington and Claire Rayner.
Sid Vicious and Lenny the Lion.
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You daft bat ;D ;D ;D
Carry on it's making me laugh!!
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Kim and Oscar Wilde
Cliff and Keith Richard(s)
Harpo and Karl Marx and their adopted son Full
Albert and Frank Einstein
Dom and Angelina Joly
Alistair Darling and Moveover
Britney and Alfred
Rowan and Robbie Williams
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Someone please shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Eric Idle
Oscar Wilde and Jerremy Child.
Stephen Fry and Katie Boyle.
Venus De Milo and Freddie Mercury.
Cliff Richard and Fanny Hill (or Blossom Hill now he's a wine producer)
Neil Armstrong and Keith Moon.
Rock Hudson and Sharon Stone.
Anne Diamond and Garry Glitter.
Joan Jet and Cilla Black.
Alan Sugar and Posh Spice.
Off now to padded cell.
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Didn't quite make to the cell!!!!!!!!!!
Billy Ocean and Tom Cruise
Salman Rushdie and Herbie Hide.
DeForest Kelly and Victoria Woods.
Bill Gates and Nobby Stiles.
Joan Rivers and Jeff Banks.
Guy Ritchie and Sam Fox.
Bjock and Cindy (Mork and Mindy) Yes, I know, its bed time.
Zsa Zsa Gabor and almost everyone.
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I've managed to book myself into The Priory
Freddie Starr and Patrick Moore
Joan of Arc and Yannik Noah (French tennis player)
Norry Batty and Alan Ball.
Arthur English and Dawn French.
Monica Lewinsky and 'Spot' the dog.
Kate Bush and Robert Plant.
Dick Turpin and Heather Mills.
Keith Richards and Mother Theresa (separated at birth)
I'm Bored now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(not)
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Am I the only one who gets the Salvador Dali 'joke'?
Take time to think this one thru' it's not a sic as it seams
JFK and William Tell
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I can't even see that one! I'm thinking.......................
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William Tell would have hit the APPLE not the head!
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My Last I Promise!
Gerald Scarff and Hattie Jacques.
Michael Foot and Socrates
Basil Faulty and Jade Goody.
Kelly Brook and Ward Bond.
Abu Hansa and Capt. Hook.
Frank Windsor and Barbara Castle.
Michael Caine and Abel Xavier.
Lucinda Green and Lon (lawn) Chaney.
Marge Simpson and Flora MacDonald.
Mother Goose and Ghandi.
Michael Jackson and Casper (the friendly ghost).
Aladdin and bonnie wee Jeanie McCall.
Oliver North and Mae West.
Clint Eastwood and Vivienne Westwood.
Danny La Rue and Janet Street Porter.
Ally McCoist and Cleo Laine.
Robin Day and Florence Nightingale.
Bob the Builder and Kelly Holmes.
Jon Snow and Jenny Frost.
Kurt Cobain and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Ben Hur and Heinrich Himmler
Marco Polo and Chaka Khan.
Buddy Holly and Ivy Tildsley.
John Denver and Whitney Houston.
King Herod and Rosemary West.
John Cleese and Hercules.
Super Nanny and Billy the Kid.
The Naked Chef and Yogi Bear.
Thomas Cook and Doc Holiday.
Joe Pasquale and C-3PO (star wars)
Pete Tong and Ting Tong (little Britain)
Desmond Tutu and Lulu.
Bonnie Prince Charlie and Ugly Betty.
Dr. Spock and Wan Gok.
John Virgo and Leo Di Caprio.
Benny Hill and Beyonce Knowles.
Red Rum and Ice T.
Charlotte Church and Kirk Douglas.
Grahan Garden and Tim Flowers.
Gracie Fields and The Grim Reaper.
Screaming Lord Sutch and Whispering Bob Harris.
Franz Liszt and Stewart Cink ( USA golfer)
Roland Rat and Minnie Mouse.
Bob Dylan and Zebidee.
SpongeBob Squarepants and Jenny Eclair.
Jesus and Chrispher Cross.
Russell Crowe and Jean Rook.
Eddie the Eagle and Hawkeye.
Hawkeye and Popeye.
M C Hammer and Mini Driver.
I'm Burnt out!
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well done! that's kept you occupied for a few hours. anyway ;D ;D
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A few from the Great War:
Sir John French and Dawn French
Sir Douglas Haig and Jack Haig
Wilfrid Owen and Owen Hargreaves
Admiral Beatty and Warren Beatty
Rupert Brooke and Joan Rivers
Albert Ball and Mike Batt
Robert Graves and Tod Slaughter
Anthony Fokker and Donna Tartt
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Ray Charles & Charles (Charlie) Chaplin
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Prunella Scales and Terry Waite
Violet Carson and Willie Carson
James Bond and Basildon Bond (with apologies to Russ Abbot)
Johannes Brahms and Franz Liszt (Cheers!)
John.
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Rod and Moira Stewart
Frank and Moonlight Sinatra
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GeoffE,
I was getting irritated that this thread kept coming up on my 'new replies'.
Until I read Frank & Moonlight Sinatra!
I love it.
JAP
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Kiss my and London Derriere
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Thomas Crapper and Farter Christmas