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Title: Big ears
Post by: mumjo on Saturday 13 July 13 15:57 BST (UK)
While in the library this morning I was fascinated by the lady sat at one of the computers talking to a couple and guiding them through researching their family history.
There is assistance available for anyone wanting it, I'm not sure if there is a charge. I would hope not.
The name they were researching was a common one, they had a birth certificate and a marriage certificate, they knew what his occupation was and what did she show them.... she put his name in the search engine for one of the main genealogy websites available in the library and then said " you'll be able to get the quarter of his birth and year, but you'll have to send for the certificate using this reference" to which the answer was "we already know his date of birth, we have the certificate"
At this point she changed tactics  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: Treetotal on Sunday 14 July 13 09:38 BST (UK)
I like that....You do get some amusing moments...I'm a volunteer at our Heritage Centre and a lady came in looking for an Edwin Spring b. 1902....after much searching I asked her where she got the information from as the date and location didn't match anything I found...she then produced a photo of a young boy on the back of which said.." Edwin...Spring, 1902"
Carol
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: dafpilot on Sunday 14 July 13 11:33 BST (UK)
A few years back I was making a delivery to Jane Austins house in Hampshire, and was standing in the line at the ticket desk waiting for them to sign my paperwork, when the wife of the American couple in front of my produced a copy of Pride and Prejudice, and asked the woman behind the ticket counter if "Miss Austin was available to sign it for her" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    dafpilot
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: Billyblue on Sunday 14 July 13 12:20 BST (UK)
One time in Greece, we were at the site of a memorial to Lord Byron.
The huge billboard detailing his relationship to Greece, was in both Greek and English.
I was reading it aloud while my friend was taking photos.
An American gent - in the obligatory big checked shorts! - looked at me in astonishment and said
"Wow, can you read Greek?"    ;D  ;D   ;D
So I said "Yes, just a little"    (I could translate the alphabet, is about all!  But I didn't elaborate.)
Talk about gullible!!   ;D  ;D  ;D

Dawn M
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: SWar on Sunday 14 July 13 12:57 BST (UK)
Then there is the one where some tourists are being shown around HMS Victory in Portsmouth and the guide points to the plaque on the deck and tells them - this is where Nelson fell.  A voice piped up from the group “ I’m not surprised, I nearly tripped over it myself”.

Sue
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: alanmack on Sunday 14 July 13 15:57 BST (UK)
A genuine memory this time!  ::) Forty odd years ago I was walking past The Monument (to the Great Fire of London, 1666). It was very quiet mid-morning and there seemed to be only me and an American tourist couple. Wife to husband,"Gee! Hasn't this thing got an elevator?"  ;D ;D ;D

Alan
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: Lostris on Sunday 14 July 13 16:02 BST (UK)
probably the same couple who commented to me just before landing at LHR - " ..... a strange place to build Windsor Castle - right on the flightpath of an International airport" .....
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: mrs.tenacious on Sunday 14 July 13 16:17 BST (UK)
........perhaps the same couple who (when I worked as a hotel receptionist in the 70s) I found on a bedroom corridor trying to open the 'door' that read ICE MACHINE.  It was actually the Perspex sign on the wall - the machine was sitting just behind it.  ;D
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: Meezer on Sunday 14 July 13 18:15 BST (UK)
Then there were the American tourists on the boat on the River Dart seeing Agatha Christie's house - "Oh look that's Angela Landsbury's house"!
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: mrs.tenacious on Monday 15 July 13 19:58 BST (UK)
Or the same couple in the same hotel I mentioned earlier who appeared at 1am in the morning in the restaurant for breakfast.  The fire alarm had gone off and they'd thought it was their morning alarm. They'd got up and were fully showered and dressed for the day.

(I was never brave enough to confess that it was me who'd set off that alarm, when I burnt the toast I was trying to snack on after finishing a late shift!)  :-[ ;D
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: eadaoin on Monday 15 July 13 23:11 BST (UK)
(I was never brave enough to confess that it was me who'd set off that alarm, when I burnt the toast I was trying to snack on after finishing a late shift!)

I love it!
I set off the fire alarm once in a Genealogy Research location! I pressed the Fire button instead of the Open-door button.
I half-felt it was partly their fault - having the two buttons - both white - beside each other.
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: sleepybarb on Tuesday 16 July 13 09:14 BST (UK)
Okay not FH,but some bright spark fitted the fire alarm button right by the exit on ours and the next door ward.The exit switch ( we have sensor controlled doors for security reasons) is a little further back. So there were a couple of occasions when we first opened the fire alarm was activated.Large notices have now been put up :D
                     Barb
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: Treetotal on Tuesday 16 July 13 15:19 BST (UK)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D I like that...When I first started Family research on OH's line...I asked my MIL about inherited traits regarding facial features, colouring and so on as there were quite a few old photos.

 She then told me that... "My cousin suffered from that "Croner's Disease you know...it's inheditary...'Cos her Mother had it"

I must write these gems down  ;D

Carol
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: mrs.tenacious on Tuesday 16 July 13 18:44 BST (UK)
and while I'm doing the whole confessional bit......................

when visiting my elderly  Mother-in-law a few years ago I pulled what I thought was the light-switch cord in the bathroom, and it was the emergency alarm.  5 seconds later the red flashing light was ablaze in her living room, and the person shouting down the intercom from the control centre checking if she was Ok and needed assistance could probably have been heard 3 streets away  :-[

People in glass houses and all that.............. ;D
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: Sinann on Tuesday 16 July 13 20:51 BST (UK)
probably the same couple who commented to me just before landing at LHR - " ..... a strange place to build Windsor Castle - right on the flightpath of an International airport" .....

that couple must get about, not complaining this time though, they were delighted the castle was built beside the main road for a change. Bunratty Castle finished 1425.
Title: Re: Big ears
Post by: Deb D on Wednesday 17 July 13 03:35 BST (UK)
I wonder if it was their daughter who, in 2008-ish when my own daughter was touring the southern USA, ... asked her whether we in Australia had the same moon, and did she think she'd be voting for Obama in the next election.

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